My awesome christmas

A amazing day

Today was Christmas, I was so excited. I was sleeping when suddenly a loud

THUMP

hit the ground. I woke up to go to my parents room. There was a goat-like creature in there and it did not look like Santa at all. But hey, if your mean you get coal!
it put presents on the tree and cleaned up the ketchup. Santa almost saw me so i sneaked up to my room. I went to sleep.

My mommy and daddy squirt ketchup

Now its time to open the presents. I open them with mommy and daddy. I didn't get a nerf gun though, i had a sharp kitchen knife with ketchup on it and my mommy and daddy squirt ketchup and fainted of happiness. I slowly licked the ketchup, though the ketchup tasted like metal and was sticky.
Wow, that was a nice Christmas. I got all the ketchup in the world!